QUIZ: What’s your 21st century Seattle name?

If your friends were honest, they’d tell us they fear and love you in equal measure. In way-back-when Seattle, you dated a lovely, though passive, partner with a woodworker for a roommate. This person even had the gall to set up shop right outside the front door. The sawdust itching at your ankles was bad enough, but when the entrance became entirely blocked, you had no choice but to intervene.

Taking a page straight from the book of 2010s internet quizzes, this tongue-in-cheek piece also features many in-jokes among the young and too-online queer and trans community. You can read the entire genreless piece in the second TRANS IS THE FUTURE. THE FUTURE IS TRANS. special issue of beestung here.